Oh dear lord

If there is anything male nerds want it is to combine nekkid ladies with their nerd activities. Sadly this is all too difficult to do. Back in the 80s, a company called Mystique put out a series of naughty games for the Atari 2600. While the graphics were on the poor side, they manage to have some risque subject matter, such as

In Burning Desire, you play a nude man hovering over on a helicopter trying to save a woman from getting consumed by flames while you dodge stones being thrown at you by cannibals. You ejaculate to put out the fire and then have the woman latch onto your penis and air her to safety. In Jungle Fever, the roles are reversed and you play a woman who lactates the fire out.